‘Continued from the “print edition”’ Category

Friendship Trap warehouse!

If you read issue #25, you no doubt saw the advertisement we printed for friendship traps, the gizmos that allow you to snare a pal to accompany you to the Dairy Queen…. Since accepting that ad, one of our stringers has come upon a whole warehouse of friendship traps. Does demand really warrant this kind […]

Mussel Bound

Readers of #25 found a tantalizing paragraph or two about Lisa’s adventures with a mussel. Here is the piece in its entirety…. I am, it appears, a situational mussel eater, just in the way that other people are social smokers, or contexual drinkers.[1] Give me the right situation-say, a glass of Riptide Red and a […]