Tilde the dog and I recently trekked cross country to join my co-editor at our summer digs in Maine. We took a detour to visit Barb the Brief and the Web Guy, in Red Hook, New York. While trekking down Route 9, I was disappointed to find the Benedict Arnold House closed for the day. Ol’ Benedict has always held a…spot in my heart. Well, actually, it’s his wife, Margaret “Peggy” Shippen Arnold, for whom I feel a strange affection. And it’s all because of a book.
When I was about ten or eleven, I went through a biography kick. I read almost every single biography to be found in the Rice Lake Public Library children’s section, a dark, moldy, inaccessible basement the smell of which I can still conjure up just by thinking of it-and which still fills me with delighted anticipation. Anyway, one of the biographies I read-I swear to God-was a biography of Benedict Arnold’s…wife! My main recollection from the book is that she was allegedly spoiled rotten and used to hold her breath until she fainted, in a ploy to get her own way. Oh, and that she was of course responsible for Ol’ Benny’s treason. Surprise, surprise.
A scan of Amazon and Google both failed to turn up the bio from my childhood, but unbelievably enough, it did unearth a new juvenile biography of Shippen–this one told from the perspective of her servant. I guess nothing appeals to a ten year old like the story of a possibly treasonous wife of a definitely treasonous guy. Especially one who knew how to hold her breath until she could faint.
Benedict Arnold’s wife joins Jane Addams, Clara Barton and Sacajawea as the women I learned about in elementary school. The only the women I learned about in elementary school. And Mrs Probably Traitorous Breath Holder Benedict I had to discover for myself.
 In point of fact, calling this building in Kinderhook, New York the Benedict Arnold House is a bit overblown. Turns out it’s where he was probably taken once, when he was wounded in battle. That was before he became a traitor. After that, he probably would have had a more difficult time getting anyone to carry him anywhere, if he’d come up wounded.
 Of course then I remember the librarian who presided over the place and I break out into a cold sweat. She really didn’t approve of little children checking out books and taking them home. She once made me read a book I wanted to check out, to prove I was capable of doing so. Wouldn’t want kids just taking home books and having other people read them aloud to them, now, would we? She apparently was not part of the “Reading is FUNdamental” campaign that began in my youth.